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<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 15:16:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Mom, There's A Monster In My Closet</title>
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<description>I find this creepy. Those crazy Japanese. TOKYO (Reuters) - A Japanese man who was mystified when food kept disappearing from his kitchen, set up a hidden camera and found...</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 15:16:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Count Orlok Remembered</title>
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<description>I'm sure some of you would like this! BERLIN (Reuters) - The first screen portrayal of Dracula was so eerie, some critics asked whether the actor himself could be a...</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 20:44:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Cult Claims Credit Cards Are Satanic</title>
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<description>Hmmm. I am beginning to agree with them. Except that I don't believe in Satan. NIKOLSKOE, Russia (Reuters) - A Russian doomsday cult sheltering in a bunker say credit cards...</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 19:41:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Indonesians Want Their Porn Back!</title>
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<description>Who wouldn't? So rather than sulking and doing nothing about it, they decided to hack into the website of Indonesia's Information Ministry. Way to go!</description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 29 Mar 2008 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Robber Picked Wrong Night To Rob Bar</title>
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<description>SYDNEY, Australia -- An armed robber picked the wrong target when he raided an Australian bar where a biker gang was holding a meeting. He ended up hogtied and in...</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2008 07:43:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Unlucky Drunk Parks Car In Police Station</title>
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<description>OTTAWA (Reuters) - Police in the western Canadian town of Wetaskiwin didn't have to do much work when they arrested a drunk driver at the weekend -- he had parked...</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 24 Feb 2008 18:19:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Drugged Out Chef Had Fun Time With Corpse</title>
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<description>LONDON (Reuters) - A chef accused of murdering teenage model Sally Anne Bowman said on Tuesday he had sex with her corpse while high on drink and drugs but did...</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2008 09:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Don't Use Horses For Funerals</title>
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<description>It's straight out of a slapstick film A hearse overturned when the horses pulling it to a south London cemetery stampeded, dragging the carriage and coffin past appalled relatives and...</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 03:22:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A Rude Surprise In Their Enema</title>
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<description>Russians visiting a health resort received a rude shock when a nurse used hydrogen peroxide instead of water to give them enemas. Itar-Tass news agency reported Thursday that 17 tourists...</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2008 17:27:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Preserved Corpses For Sale</title>
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<description>Can anybody lend me PS45,000? Or even PS200?!! A controversial German doctor who invented a technique for preserving corpses plans to sell his stomach-churning creations online. Gunther von Hagens, who...</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2008 17:07:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Woolworths Being Run By A Bunch Of Illiterates</title>
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<description>A chain of retail stores in Britain has withdrawn the sale of beds named Lolita and designed for six-year-old girls after furious parents pointed out that the name was synonymous...</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2008 07:33:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Woman Filmed Killing Of Lover</title>
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<description>I actually want to see that film. A 19-year-old Chinese student recorded the killing and dismembering of her married lover by her boyfriend, local media said on Friday. The second-year...</description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jan 2008 20:17:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Vampira Is Dead</title>
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<description>Maila Numi, who popularised the early-TV macabre character Vampira has died on Jan 10 in her Hollywood Hills home. She is believed to be 85. The cause of death is...</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2008 17:38:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Tragic Twins</title>
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<description>So rotten luck. I feel sorry for them. YA couple discovered after they had married that they were twins who had been split up at birth and adopted by separate...</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jan 2008 22:41:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Another Masturbate-a-thon</title>
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<description>I thought I blogged about the previous masturbate-a-thon here but it doesn't appear on my search and I won't be bothered with sifting through all my posts. Anyway, for those...</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jan 2008 05:02:00 GMT</pubDate>
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