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Revolutionary Men's Underwear

February 15th 2007 08:41
I was watching Good Morning America earlier and they did a short feature on men's underwear. I remember one of the underwear which is the equivalent of the women's Wonderbra because it gives a lift to the penis. I forgot who the maker is though.

Well, I was looking around stumbleupon and erm...stumbled upon a great post on men's underwear. Here are my favorites.

1. Sacfree
If your nuts are getting stinky or you just want to air them out, Sacfree underwear has the solution for you.


freedom for your nuts


2. Under Tec
An underwear for the flatulent. I couldn't access the site but according to the article, it is airtight and has a small pocket where you can expel your gas. I wonder if they have this for women. I'm flatulent, you see.

traps your fart to avoid embarrassing situations



3. Ballbra
I don't even want to comment on this. Just go to the manufacturer's site.

Eek
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Cult Leader Plans To Start Own Race

February 15th 2007 03:33
THE creator of a south coast religious community claimed to receive messages from the Virgin Mary and believed a new race of people would be created through him, a Sydney court has heard.

William Kamm, 56, also known as the Little Pebble, is facing trial on five counts of sexual intercourse with a person under 16 under his authority and one count of committing an act of indecency.

The alleged offences occurred between 1994 and 1995 when the alleged victim was 14 and 15, the New South Wales District Court heard today.

At the time, the alleged victim lived with her family at the Order of Saint Charbel, a religious community established by Mr Kamm in the 1980s at Cambewarra, near Nowra on the NSW south coast, Crown Prosecutor Sara Bowers told the court.

Mr Kamm told his followers at the fenced off community he would take 12 queens and 72 princess, all of whom would conceive his children "because he carried the holy seed", Ms Bowers said.

She said Mr Kamm's teachings at the community were of central importance to the case against him.

"The accused claimed that he was receiving messages from the Virgin Mary, the mother of Jesus Christ," she said.

"He thought the world was about to come to an end but that he and his community would survive and that through the accused a new race of people would come into being."

Acting for Mr Kamm, Greg Stanton told the jury of eight men and four women his client should not be judged on his religious beliefs.

The trial, before Justice Ronald Solomon, resumes tomorrow.

Cults are just so fascinating!

via The Australian
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Cult Worships Pine Beetle

February 15th 2007 03:29
I am your god
Local authorities are warning residents in the Valemount area to be on the lookout for a cult that is recruiting followers in the Robson Valley.

The Dendroctonus Ponderosae Fallus Flamas Cult (also known as the Pine Beetle Fall and Burners), an offshoot of the Buddhist Marathon Monks of central Japan and an ancient animal worship cult from India, is known to be conducting unusual rites and ceremonies in the remote mountains in this area. Experts believe the cult has elevated the Mountain Pine Beetle to deity status. Devotees worship the Mountain Pine Beetle much as Hindus worship Shiva the Destroyer. Like Shiva, followers believe this tiny bug has the power to wreak havoc on the world and subsequently usher in a new era of peace on this planet.

Read the entire article here.

I want to worship dung beetles.
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The Gothic Rap Project

February 12th 2007 07:40
The Goth Rap Project. Word!
I just found out about the group today. I thought it was a joke at first but they're serious.

Straight out of the ghettos of Transylvania, to the mean streets of West Salt Lake; they are The GRP. Hear the sounds of vicious, undead thugs the likes of which none have ever seen before... and lived! Witness the voluptuous horror of erotic, zombilicious booty dancers! Those few brave souls, that have escaped to tell the tale, have never been the same again!

I want to laugh out loud but the tunes on their myspace page is pretty good. I like (W)Rapped In Plastic.
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It's really pretty though
Poland artisans who used to made lace craft used in church altars for John Paul II and the Queen of England made an strategic and wild twist in their traditional work and decided to make sexy lingerie. The G-strings have been a succesful product selling it online around the globe.

Koniakow, employs almost 60 lace makers of the catholic village, where the new business hasn’t been totally accepted.

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Scores of police have been sent to the jungles of remote Papua New Guinea to hunt for a cult leader known as the Black Jesus, who is said to have sacrificed three young women to the devil and eaten their bodies.

In one case reported by villagers, a mother who had fallen under the cult leader's spell led her 14-year-old daughter to his hideout, offered her to him as a virgin then stabbed her to death.

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First there was the scary-looking frilled shark which surfaced last January. Then another one was found last week. But of course, the scientific world just had to take them which resulted to the creatures death. Stupid. I wonder what's going on in the waters of Japan? Is Godzilla preparing to rise?

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If you're from the West, then you're fucked.

Did you know that people living in the Western region of the United States are more likely to become victims of a serial killer than people living in the Northeast?

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Here's something home-brewed. Has anybody heard about "Iglesia Ni Cristo"? It's a religious organization founded in the Philippines by Felix Manalo in 1914. Okay, the term "founded" is wrong because they claim that it was founded by Jesus. It probably has a gazillion by now and it has spread in different parts of the world. Philippine politicians court them for their votes (all members vote candidates approved by Erano Manalo).

INC has a rival. They're called "Iglesia ng Dyos Kay Kristo Hesus". Yihaaa! These two groups fight like cats and dogs. Both have their own tv stations and mostly air shows which criticizes the "enemy". Great entertainment for boring tv days because of the expletives


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Yoga Cult

January 25th 2007 06:36
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It will turn your brain blue. lulz
t seems that there is such a thing. I was reading this entry in Brooklyn Record and it says there that Dahn Yoga might be a cult.

This past Sunday one of the unassuming ladies from local blog A Brooklyn Life took them up on their free class offer and experienced "some intense and almost violent stretching exercises" and "a series of poses that become progressively more awkward." It wasn't an entirely negative experience, but she didn't plan on going back. But in the post's comments, one reader suggested Googling "Dahn Yoga" "cult" and the search results are pretty spooky...

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Dead Bodies Should Stay Where They Are!

January 17th 2007 05:08
Game designers are faced with a serious dilemma, what to do with the dead bodies in the game. Yes, serious indeed, folks. I'm all for dead bodies staying in their place be it real dead bodies or pixels. In a lot of games, felled enemy bodies suddenly disappear. The designers made them so because of technical difficulties.

Dead bodies have been vanishing in games for decades because of technical difficulties. Old 2-D games — like just about anything on the original Atari, Sega and Nintendo systems — could only display a limited number of character graphics, or sprites, on a TV screen at one time. Letting a zapped enemy lie prone on the playing field caused problems, limiting the amount of new things, like new on-rushing enemies, that could be drawn onto the screen. "You would end up sacrificing one of your precious moving objects to display an essentially useless dead body."

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Japan's 500 Person Orgy

January 6th 2007 20:34
This is old news but who cares? I just found out about it today.

250 males and 250 females gathered together in a warehouse to copulate. According to Jsexnetwork, every sexual action is in sync


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Coroner Gift Shop

January 6th 2007 20:04
I think this is cool. The LA County Coroner has an online shop which sells body bags, stuff with chalk outlines, toe tag keychains, etc.

cuttingmat

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Bestest Theme Park Evar!!!

January 4th 2007 19:42
This has got to be the bestest theme park EVAR!!!!!1111!!

With a sparkling nuclear reactor!!!

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