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Coffin Conversations - January 2007

"Iglesia Ni Cristo" Will Grow Wings And Fly

January 30th 2007 05:12

Here's something home-brewed. Has anybody heard about "Iglesia Ni Cristo"? It's a religious organization founded in the Philippines by Felix Manalo in 1914. Okay, the term "founded" is wrong because they claim that it was founded by Jesus. It probably has a gazillion by now and it has spread in different parts of the world. Philippine politicians court them for their votes (all members vote candidates approved by Erano Manalo).

INC has a rival. They're called "Iglesia ng Dyos Kay Kristo Hesus". Yihaaa! These two groups fight like cats and dogs. Both have their own tv stations and mostly air shows which criticizes the "enemy". Great entertainment for boring tv days because of the expletives.

If you see a structure similar to this in your neighborhood

Da Church

then that's them.

This will hover over us

Some people say INC is a cult. Hmmm. I see their point. I even agree to some degree. (oooh that rhymes). I have nothing against INC. I know some people who belongs to the group. I just find it nuts that WHEN the world ends, all INC members will go inside the main church and it will rise up up up to heaven and they will be with Jesus.

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Comment by neria

April 28th 2007 16:51

I'm a member of this church and that whole thing you said about us all flocking to the main church just isn't true. I'm wondering where a rumor as ridiculous as this came from, because a friend asked me about this once before. Amazing how rumors grow wings and fly nowadays..

Comment by dementia

April 28th 2007 17:13

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My friend told me about it. So that's not true? Awww

Comment by Anonymous

June 9th 2007 08:58

I hate fat girls like you... u really suck. yuck!

Comment by dementia

June 9th 2007 11:46

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Why thank you. I love you too

Comment by Anonymous

August 13th 2007 08:28

coffin conversation, that is.

Comment by Anonymous

November 23rd 2007 06:07

It's stupidity to insult others because of their beliefs.

Comment by Anonymous

November 23rd 2007 06:11

May God bless Iglesia ni Cristo!

Comment by Anonymous

December 25th 2007 17:48

I am a member - the part about courting the politicians is true. However, it is no different than other religions catering to politicians throughout the rest of the world. Personally, I wish they wouldn't do it. Church and Government should not be intertwined. Government's role should be to keep religious freedom. That's it.

As far as heading to an INC chapel for judgment day, this is a new one. I never heard this teaching. Not all members will be with Jesus, because not all members practice the doctrine of the church. However, by the church's standards, not even the members qualify for admission to heaven because they don't follow every single doctrine, teaching, and commandment of the INC.

Comment by Anonymous

January 4th 2008 03:24

you're so fat! your brain is so little! you're so ugly!

Comment by dementia

January 4th 2008 14:09

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Oh noes! You won't be allowed inside the big church when it's the end of the world for saying that. LOL

Comment by Anonymous

May 30th 2008 01:44

Hi-hi-hi-hi! (He-he-he-he...if you like this version better), or of course Je-je-je-je-je! (if you're Mexican). You guys are soooooo funny fighting over religion- Iglesia Ni Cristo does NOT have anything about having to have to go to the big church on the day of judgement in order for them to be saved. The maker of that rumor was institutionalized inside some mental hospital for also thinking that priests should rape little altar boys. Oh my goodness...that is even funnier. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed my reply!

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