Coffin Conversations - by dementia

Addiction is a cruel mistress.

A Wisconsin man told police he couldn't stop himself from guzzling seven hard lemonades he took from the shelf at a Wal-Mart because he's an alcoholic. He then put the empties back on the shelf.


He had been sober for 16 months and fell off the wagon while shopping with his wife.

"He stated that he was upset he broke his 16-month streak and that he didn't know how he was going to tell his wife," said Mukwonago Police Chief Fred Winchowky.