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His Booze Of Choice

October 28th 2007 21:11
so hardcore
so hardcore!!!!
Addiction is a cruel mistress.

A Wisconsin man told police he couldn't stop himself from guzzling seven hard lemonades he took from the shelf at a Wal-Mart because he's an alcoholic. He then put the empties back on the shelf.


He had been sober for 16 months and fell off the wagon while shopping with his wife.

"He stated that he was upset he broke his 16-month streak and that he didn't know how he was going to tell his wife," said Mukwonago Police Chief Fred Winchowky.

WTH?! Of all the booze in the store, why did he choose hard lemonade?! I've tried the stuff and it tastes like juice.

via New York Post
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Comment by Michaelie

October 28th 2007 21:29
What a pathetic effort. If you're going to fall off the wagon you should do it with a thud. That's like a reformed chocoholic ending their choc-free existence with a carob bar or something. Tsk.

Michaelie

Comment by dementia

October 28th 2007 21:41
Exactly my thought, Michaelle!

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