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Coffin Conversations - February 2007

Gay Dog As Best Man

February 24th 2007 20:45

The aristocratic owner of a gay dog aims to cash in on lucrative same-sex weddings by offering his pet pooch as best man at the ceremonies.

Sir Benjamin Slade, 51, is advertising his 13-year-old Labrador-Doberman cross Jasper – who inherited a £100,000 trust fund – for ceremonies at his 13th century manor in Somerset.

He said: "He likes cleaning up leftover food, won't make embarrassing speeches and has been castrated."

Sounds like a perfect best man to me.

via metro.co.uk

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Comment by David

February 24th 2007 21:22

Dementia ...

A castrated, gay dog? What does he do? Use a strap-on? ... Or is he the submissive one? ... And just takes it up the arse? * Does he have a pillow in his kennel? ...

David ...

Comment by Ahmed

February 25th 2007 00:36

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Now theres the thing, how do you know he's gay if he's been castrated? My cats a lesbian BTW, have her as the best cat at a lesbian wedding, give me money while you're at it.

Comment by Uula Limanski

February 25th 2007 01:14

Thinking The World

Well, sorry for the acid comment, but don't we all have better things to discuss about?

cheers.

Comment by DuskDevi

February 25th 2007 03:13

Rugby World Cup 2007

...maybe they've misunderstood the whole 'man's best friend' thing...

Comment by Lilla

February 25th 2007 05:18

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I had a dober-doggy at my wedding.

.. although he wasn't the "best Dog" or anything like that, he was family and I thought he was tremendously handsome ... He wore a white bow-tie...

I don't think he was gay?

His name was Jack.

He's dead now ...

Great Post (again) Dem.
Lilla ...

Comment by dementia

February 25th 2007 15:35

Coffin Conversations

I have a gay dog. Seriously. We tried to mate him with a bitch before but he just ran away. He also humps all my male friends, never the females.

Comment by dementia

February 25th 2007 15:36

Coffin Conversations

Lilla,

Sorry to hear about Jack. He looked mighty handsome with that bow

Comment by Francis

February 25th 2007 22:22

Passionate Apathy

Yeah, how can you tell if a dog is gay- they all lick themselves there (I suspect if we didn't have remotes for our TVs and opposable thumbs we'd do the same thing). Every dog I've known would hump anyone's leg; my brother once had a neighbor who's dog was nicknamed "Boot" since you only ever saw the pooch wrapped around someone's leg.

Comment by Tracy

February 25th 2007 23:06

Movies and Life

Hello Uula

I think that's the beauty and addiction of blogging....there is always something else we could be doing but we're here...perusing, procrastinating, learning, enjoying, escaping, laughing, gasping....yes, my list runneth over...

Tracy

Comment by KylieW

February 26th 2007 02:14

Celebrity Obsession

Dementia - hmmm.....I'm pretty sure my old cat was gay. But it's hard to be sure with a pet who is desexed!!

Lilla - I LOVE Jack. He's so cute with his bowtie!!!!

I love this post!!!

BTW Uula - the fun of blogging is that every discussion doesn't have to meaningful or important!!!

Comment by dementia

February 26th 2007 04:14

Coffin Conversations

Exactly. I know I would go crazy if everything is too serious. Also, I never intended this blog to be a venue for serious discussion.

Comment by Tracy

February 26th 2007 04:25

Movies and Life

It's definitely unique and intriguing...

Tracy

Comment by Tracy

February 26th 2007 04:40

Movies and Life

PS Love the idea of having a pooch at a wedding, gay or not gay

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