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Exotic Pets Kill Stupid Owner

August 29th 2007 05:19
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A MAN who lived in his own “zoo” of lizards and insects was fatally bitten by a pet black widow spider — then eaten by the other creepy-crawlies.

Police broke in to Mark Voegel’s apartment to find spider Bettina along with 200 others, several snakes, a gecko lizard called Helmut and several thousand termites had gorged on his body.


Neighbours alerted police after becoming alarmed by the stink.

And horrified officers were met by a nightmare scene.

A police spokesman said: “It was like a horror movie. His corpse was over the sofa.

“Giant webs draped him, spiders were all over him. They were coming out of his nose and his mouth.

“There was everything there one could imagine in the world of reptiles.

“Larger pieces of flesh torn off by the lizards were scooped up and taken back to the webs of tarantulas and other bird-eating spiders.”

Loner Voegel, 30, never invited people back to his “jungle” home, a small apartment in the German city of Dortmund.

Police described it as a cross between a botanical garden and the butterfly breeding ground in the serial killer movie The Silence Of The Lambs.

One tarantula had built a nest the size of a swallow’s in a corner of the ceiling.

Voegel also had a boa constrictor and several poisonous frogs from South America.


Spider expert and animal cruelty officer Gabi Bayer said he kept creatures “that should never be allowed in a private home”.

She said: “He had spiders so aggressive they are the equivalent of a pit-bull in the animal world.”

The reptiles were allowed to roam free in the flat.

The heating elements on two tanks containing spiders and their termite snacks had exploded and dislodged the metal tops allowing them to escape.

Voegel is thought to have been dead for between seven and 14 days.

A post-mortem will be carried out in the next few days. But authorities believe Bettina alone was responsible for Voegel’s death.

via Sun Online
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Comment by Anonymous

August 29th 2007 06:07
Oh wow- that is just unbelievable! He really should have been more careful- cages and tanks are needed- it's common sense!

Comment by Tracy

August 29th 2007 06:38
This is my worst nighmare:

Giant webs draped him, spiders were all over him. They were coming out of his nose and his mouth.

Comment by Lilla

August 29th 2007 06:47
Dementia,

((hillarious))

You've got to hand it to those German's, haven't you?

What was Mr Voegel thinking?


Creepy hugs

Lilla ...

Comment by Ash

August 29th 2007 15:03
I came to Aus with similar visions in mind actually.... and i come from Africa!!!!

Comment by D. Armenta

September 1st 2007 00:56
Yayayy! Poetic justice to the creep. Animals, insects and lizards belong in their own natural habitat, not some tool's apartment.

Comment by dementia

September 1st 2007 16:59
I agree. I'd say he was asking for it...letting them roam around his house so freely.

Comment by GameMaster

October 2nd 2007 22:59
One would have to be very ignorant to let completely dangerous animals roam freely in an appartment. Maybe he wasn't that stupid and was actually murdered.

Comment by Anonymous

October 12th 2007 13:32
Yeah, I have 15 tarantulas and there is NO WAY this happened like it was described in the article. I can see the nest on the ceiling, probably an arboreal species. Big deal, they aren't deadly in the least.
I know a few people that keep black widows and a few that have been bitten and you don't just DIE from a bite. It's not only incredibly rare for a 30 year old man to die from a widow bite, it's downright preposterous.
What really makes me skeptical is this: “Larger pieces of flesh torn off by the lizards were scooped up and taken back to the webs of tarantulas and other bird-eating spiders.”
This is just ignorant. Tarantulas only eat live prey and would eat each other before digging on a dead guy.
Plus the "pit bulls" of the spider world are the P. murinus, or Orange Baboon Spider and they are very aggressive, but very beautiful and easy to keep. All arachnophobes have at least one. This so-called "spider expert" obviously doesn't know jack about spiders.
This article is a massive paranoid exaggeration. People believe anything they read.

Comment by Whitney

May 13th 2008 22:59
I did not see where he let the spiders roam freely. Maybe he just knocked over a few cages and they excaped, or he forgot the lid while feeding?

I ditto the comment above mine about how this article is very exaggerated.

Comment by Anonymous

July 29th 2008 06:05
Me too, i also keep pet T's and this story is laced with lies. Poor bloody Tarantulas, always the root of some horrific story.

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