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Coffin Conversations - January 2007

Grilled Human

January 31st 2007 07:31
Nashville, Tenn. -- Hoping to prompt Nashville�s lunch crowd into realizing that whether fish, foul, or human, a corpse is a corpse, a naked, "charred" PETA member will slather herself with barbecue sauce while another PETA member "cooks" her on a charcoal grill downtown tomorrow.

Date: Wednesday, January 31
Time: 12 noon
Place: Intersection of Fourth Avenue N. and Church Street, Nashville

PETA�s point? All animals are made of flesh, bone, and blood, just as humans are, and eating meat entails eating the corpse of an animal who was an individual with feelings, a family, and a distinct personality. In addition to the "human barbecue," PETA members will hold signs that read, "Meat Is Murder," and hand out vegetarian starter kits to curious passersby.


"People are understandably revolted by the idea of eating a human corpse, which is exactly why they should also lose their appetites at the thought of eating any animal�s corpse�to smell them cooking, you can�t tell the difference," says PETA campaign coordinator Mike Brazell.

Oh. I thought it was real grilling. I was about to prepare my bib and bbq utensils.
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Christian Sex Toy Shop

January 30th 2007 19:17
MATURE CONTENT
   


Drunk Man Found On Top Of Corpse

January 30th 2007 14:10
Durban - A drunken man was arrested by police in Port Shepstone after he was caught lying on top of a dead 50-year-old man with his pants down, KwaZulu-Natal police said on Monday.

Superintendent Zandra Hechter said police received a call at 06:00 on Saturday about a strange incident on Port Shepstone's Ryder Street.

When police arrived on scene they initially thought they were dealing with a strange double murder.

However when paramedics were called to the scene to declare the two men dead, they discovered that the top body was in fact alive, albeit severely inebriated.

The man, who had his pants down, was arrested and is expected to appear in court soon on charges of indecent assault.

An inquest docket has been opened to determine the cause of death of the other man.

via News 24

Necrophilia?
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Here's something home-brewed. Has anybody heard about "Iglesia Ni Cristo"? It's a religious organization founded in the Philippines by Felix Manalo in 1914. Okay, the term "founded" is wrong because they claim that it was founded by Jesus. It probably has a gazillion by now and it has spread in different parts of the world. Philippine politicians court them for their votes (all members vote candidates approved by Erano Manalo).

INC has a rival. They're called "Iglesia ng Dyos Kay Kristo Hesus". Yihaaa! These two groups fight like cats and dogs. Both have their own tv stations and mostly air shows which criticizes the "enemy". Great entertainment for boring tv days because of the expletives.

If you see a structure similar to this in your neighborhood

Da Church


then that's them.

This will hover over us
Some people say INC is a cult. Hmmm. I see their point. I even agree to some degree. (oooh that rhymes). I have nothing against INC. I know some people who belongs to the group. I just find it nuts that WHEN the world ends, all INC members will go inside the main church and it will rise up up up to heaven and they will be with Jesus.

Cool!
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Death Car Sold For $165,000

January 29th 2007 04:32
NASHUA, N.H. --A 1959 Cadillac known locally as the "Death Car" was a big draw at an auto auction this month.

The car, which experts say is the lowest-mileage '59 Cadillac in the world, sold for $165,000 at last week's Barrett-Jackson Auction Co.'s car auction in Scottsdale, Ariz.

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Rubber Duckie Suicide

January 26th 2007 07:12
This is just concept art but I think it's very useful for suicidal kids or immature adults.

Nicolas Gaudron came up with Electric Bath Duck For Suicidal Tendency which is a rubber duck with a plug. Just plug it in, get in the tub, and play with ducky. Instant but cute death. You'll wish you can do it over and over again. The "product" comes with instructions and a detachable card to write your suicide note in. However, it's "one use only


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Pete Burns Even More Hideous

January 26th 2007 05:41
Le Freak
British singer Pete Burns has sued a London plastic surgeon, claiming a lip augmentation procedure left him looking "physically repulsive."

In his claim alleging negligence by Mauizio Viel, the Dead or Alive vocalist said side effects from the augmentation treatment included swelling, blisters, a heavy discharge and the inability to eat, drink or talk, Sky News said Thursday. The suit was filed in London.

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The Real Corpse Bride

January 26th 2007 05:04
Oh wow. I'm almost proud to be half Chinese.

Chinese police have arrested three men for killing two young women to sell their corpses as "ghost brides" for dead single men, a Chinese newspaper reported, warning the dark custom might have claimed many other victims.

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Jews Committing Genocide?

January 26th 2007 04:59
Is this for real?!

Jews are attempting to commit genocide against ethnic Russians, a Russian lawmaker claims in a recent article.

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Yoga Cult

January 25th 2007 06:36
I
It will turn your brain blue. lulz
t seems that there is such a thing. I was reading this entry in Brooklyn Record and it says there that Dahn Yoga might be a cult.

This past Sunday one of the unassuming ladies from local blog A Brooklyn Life took them up on their free class offer and experienced "some intense and almost violent stretching exercises" and "a series of poses that become progressively more awkward." It wasn't an entirely negative experience, but she didn't plan on going back. But in the post's comments, one reader suggested Googling "Dahn Yoga" "cult" and the search results are pretty spooky...

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Nine years after he began serving a life sentence for the Unabomber crimes, Theodore J. Kaczynski is fighting to reclaim more than 40,000 pages of his writings and correspondence so he can preserve them in their rawest form for the public to read.

Mr. Kaczynski, 64, is in a legal battle with the federal government and a group of his victims over the future of the handwritten papers, which include journals, diaries and drafts of his anti-technology manifesto.

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Canada's Very Own Serial Killer

January 24th 2007 05:14
Accused serial killer Robert William Pickton allegedly confessed to killing 49 women and intended to kill one more to make it an even 50, prosecutors in his murder trial said.

Pickton, 56, has been charged with 26 counts of first- degree murder, accused of killing mostly prostitutes and drug addicts who vanished from a poor Vancouver neighborhood in the 1990s.

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Teackle Manion Tickles My Fancy

January 22nd 2007 04:10
Teackle Manion
A group of paranormal investigators think the legends of Teackle Mansion ghosts could be true, particularly in a part of the house where their equipment batteries died and they felt a cold spot.

"There's enough evidence to be suspicious," Christine Power, co-director of Eastern Shore Paranormal, said at a recent meeting of the Somerset County Historical Society.

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Has a ring of Demolition Man methinks.

BRITAIN'S most dangerous prisoners are being recruited by movie star Tom Cruise's bizarre Scientology cult.

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The Cult of Jesus Christ Man

January 21st 2007 10:25
Jose Luis De Jesús Miranda, a 60-year-old Puerto Rican ex-convict and former heroin addict, has followers in over 20 countries, including the United States. The question isn't why he's doing it -- as De Jesús said in an NBC interview, "Everyone should be rich," -- the question is why are people actually listening to him? The man is leading a cult, one that preys on the most universal and important of beliefs to human beings: religion. It is brainwashing at its most fundamental, but, disguised as religion, his movement is unstoppable.

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Department of Environment and Conservation (DEC) nature protection branch acting manager Paul Connolly said today his department had received a new report of at least 200 dead swallows in Narembeen, about 240km east of Perth and 380km from Esperance.

He said the swallows apparently died earlier this month during large storms that passed through the wheatbelt region.

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Dead Bodies Should Stay Where They Are!

January 17th 2007 05:08
Game designers are faced with a serious dilemma, what to do with the dead bodies in the game. Yes, serious indeed, folks. I'm all for dead bodies staying in their place be it real dead bodies or pixels. In a lot of games, felled enemy bodies suddenly disappear. The designers made them so because of technical difficulties.

Dead bodies have been vanishing in games for decades because of technical difficulties. Old 2-D games — like just about anything on the original Atari, Sega and Nintendo systems — could only display a limited number of character graphics, or sprites, on a TV screen at one time. Letting a zapped enemy lie prone on the playing field caused problems, limiting the amount of new things, like new on-rushing enemies, that could be drawn onto the screen. "You would end up sacrificing one of your precious moving objects to display an essentially useless dead body."

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Oopsy! Ibrahim's Head Pops Off

January 16th 2007 18:15
For those who haven't been following the news, Barzan Ibrahim (Saddam's half-brother) was scheduled to be hanged today. Everything was going according to plan until his head was suddenly decapitated during his execution. Could it be because of his weight? Maybe. In any case, it reminded me of bobbing head car ornaments.

via USA Today
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Want This Artist's Meatball Suprise?

January 16th 2007 14:33
An artist offered guests meatballs cooked in his own body fat when he hosted a dinner party recently.

Marco Evaristti shocked his friends when he explained that he had used fat extracted from a recent liposuction procedure to cook their meal.

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Sperm Of The Dead Can Still Be Useful

January 16th 2007 02:27
We can't deny a dead man's wish.

In a precedent-setting move, the Ramat Gan Family Court on Sunday approved the request of a family to allow the sperm of their slain son to be used for insemination.

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We want you. lulz
Apparently there is a shortage of marriageable women in China because of their one-child policy and the government's preference for sons. This has resulted to some wife-swapping (kinky, eh!) and intercultural marriages. So if you're lonely and desperate for a life partner, there are hot (?) Chinese men waiting for you.

via Buzzfeed
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Worms In The Brain. Yum.

January 15th 2007 17:43
I hate creepy crawlies so this news freaks me out.

There was a time when Renaldo Ramirez, of Houston, didn't like to cook.

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Butt Paint Artist

January 15th 2007 06:45
An art teacher who moonlighted as a 'butt-printing artist' has been fired from his school.

ewww
Stephen Murmer had initially been suspended from work after a YouTube video of him appearing – in disguise – on a TV show, demonstrating how he used his buttocks for painting, was circulated amongst pupils at the school.

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Death By Water

January 15th 2007 06:29
SACRAMENTO, California (AP) -- A woman who competed in a radio station's contest to see how much water she could drink without going to the bathroom died of water intoxication, the coroner's office said Saturday.

Jennifer Strange, 28, was found dead Friday in her suburban Rancho Cordova home hours after taking part in the "Hold Your Wee for a Wii" contest in which KDND 107.9 promised a Nintendo Wii video game system for the winner.

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Email From Six Feet Underground

January 11th 2007 16:01
This might appeal to some of you.

Being dead is no longer an excuse for not staying in touch.

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50 Meter Insect Invades Earth!!!111!!!

January 10th 2007 13:16
Captured live on Google Earth!!!!


RAWR!!!!!!!!!!

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Botched Lethal Injection

January 10th 2007 03:37
Ouchies! I have to admire this guy's staying power.

t took Angel Nieves Diaz 34 minutes to die from the time the two executioners inserted the IV tubes into each arm and began pumping the chemicals into his body. His eyes widened. His head rolled. He appeared to speak. "It was my observation that he was in pain," Neal Dupree, a lawyer for Diaz and a witness to the execution, wrote in an affidavit. The faint signs of movement from the body strapped to the trolley continued for 24 minutes. "His face was contorted, and he grimaced on several occasions. His Adam's apple bobbed up and down continually, and his jaw was clenched."

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I love animals. I don't mean sexually hey. I love my pets and I treat them like they're my children so reading this news upset me. The Japanese are so extreme that they really fucked up the poor animals.

Rampant inbreeding has given Japanese dogs some of the highest rates of genetic defects in the world, sometimes four times higher than in the United States and Europe.

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Emo Crayola

January 6th 2007 21:07
Buy me a box of this.


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Japan's 500 Person Orgy

January 6th 2007 20:34
This is old news but who cares? I just found out about it today.

250 males and 250 females gathered together in a warehouse to copulate. According to Jsexnetwork, every sexual action is in sync


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Coroner Gift Shop

January 6th 2007 20:04
I think this is cool. The LA County Coroner has an online shop which sells body bags, stuff with chalk outlines, toe tag keychains, etc.

cuttingmat

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Mr. Bourcart is the brain behinds "Collateral". No, not the movie. It's the name of his project which involves projecting images of dead or mutilated Iraqis to houses, churches, parking lots, supermarkets, etcetera of Americans.

I projected photographs of mutilated and dead Iraqis on American houses, supermarkets, churches, and parking lots. I was thinking of this new generation of kids who will be traumatized for life by growing up during wartime. It was a desperate gesture: my personal protest for the lack of interest for the non-american victims.

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Bestest Theme Park Evar!!!

January 4th 2007 19:42
This has got to be the bestest theme park EVAR!!!!!1111!!

With a sparkling nuclear reactor!!!

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Japanese Prudes

January 4th 2007 03:23
Was trying to access orble yesterday but it was taking too long. Fucking third world country with its third world ISPs. Anyway, it's about time I update this blog.

TOKYO, Jan 1 (Reuters Life!) - A troupe of dancers in skin-colored body suits had Japanese national broadcaster NHK apologizing to viewers for what seemed to be a full-scale Janet Jackson-style wardrobe malfunction during its New Year's Eve music special.

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